I have stumbled upon the greatest re-education program that has ever been propogated in our United States of America. Who is behind this insideus propaganda campaign? Is it a vast right wing conspiracy? Is it funded by Haliburton? Does it involve the falsifying of international intelligence to justify a war, or the controlled demolition of World Trade Center building number seven so it can be blamed on islamo faschists? No my friend...It is funded by corporate coal and involves the assault on our most valuable, impressionable, and innocent natural resousces...our children and our environment. As a result of the propaganda provided through Thomas the Tank Engine our future leaders will have an unconscious desire to return to eeevil coal as an energy source. The facts...
1. Thomas and all his comrades need coal to run...worse, it is the very life-blood of the lovable Thomas.
2. The character Deisel has been portrayed as both lazy and mean even though deisel engines run like tops (albeit noisy tops) and get high miles per gallon.
3. Delivering coal is consistently portrayed as the most important job on the island.
4. No coal = chaos aka "confusion and delay".
I think the facts speak for themselves. Say no to coal and environmental homocide. Turn off Thomas. T.O.T. T.O.T. T.O.T.! mmmmm tater tots.
Good night and G.B.A....er I mean God Bless America
Name withheld to avoid death threats from corporate coal.
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I disagree with you re:Thomas the tank "a very useful engine". Coal, while contributing to greenhouse gasses, is a "homegrown" fuel, and if used along with Nuclear, Biofuels, wind and solar power, can elimnate our dependence on forgein oil. I would like to see E85 mandatory in all vehicles sold in the USA in 2010, and let the members of OPEC eat sand. We have the technology, let's use it! BTW, Thomas could be modified and use B20 Diesel as fuel, as many steam locomotives were converted to use fuel oil instead of coal in the US and Canada in the 1940's.
Aaaah, jeff is saying that b/c coal actually creates an interactive combustion firebox situation. lol.
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